Fanfic, I guess...(mine of course) The Akatsuki Organization (Chapter One: Dude, why the FUCK did you just kidnapp me?!

The Name's Shikaku Yabun and I'm the last of my clan. I used to be a ninja of Konohagakure (the leaf village), but I became a rouge right after i killed the man accused of my parents' murders and tried to kill his son. So far, I've traveled all over the world and I'm only Thirteen now. I was six when I killed the shit head murderer. Anyway, I'm currently stationed in Sunagakure, or the Hidden Sand Village. I've been trying to avoid Konohagakure ANBU, The Akatsuki Org., and Orochimaru. I've got a full plate don't I? Haha...
*Voice- over done*

"WAKE UP NOW, SHIKAKU!", yelled the old woman.
I swear I would chop off her head right now if only i hadn't had to stay here longer...
"Shikaku, can you please go to the market and get these ingrediants for tonight's dinner?", Yacochi said.
"Alright.... like i have anything better to do...", I sighed and grabbed the list, walking out the door.
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I sighed again. 'Man, why do I always have to do this? Man...', I thought.
"Hello, Shikaku."
"Gaara?", I turned around and saw Gaara's emotionless face.
"Yes?", He inquired.
"N-nothing..."
I looked away and continued shopping for the last spices I had on the list.
"Do you always carry around your personal items on your person?", Gaara asked.
"It's none of your bussniss!",I snapped, buying the groceries, and stalking off.
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'Why did I come here?', I sniffed. I sighed and looked up at the sky, contemplating weather or not to leave the village now or later. Suddenly, I heard a rustling and I whipped around looking an odd man with long, blonde hair right in the face. I recognized him immediatly as Deidara form Iwagakure. I then saw Sasori of the Red Sand walk up.
"Deidara, we're supposed to kidnapp her, not interact with her, you Dumb-ass!", Sasori yelled, binding me with chakra strings.
"Knock her out, Deidara!"
"Fine, un!", he said, stricking me hard in the back of the head.
'DAMN!', I thought, blacking out.
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I groggily woke up and saw i was in a dark room surrounded by Akatsuki members.
"Dude why the FUCK did you kidnapp me??!", I screamed, kicking Deidara HARD in the groin.
"Stop it, Shikaku.", I heard a familar voice say.
I looked to my left and saw.........

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